Post by huronna on Nov 7, 2008 10:46:53 GMT -5
1. Law of Fuzzy Motion - That which is in motion, tends to stay in motion, despite the end of the bed.
2. Law of Fuzzy Motion 2 - A body which is at rest tends to stay at rest, common name - dead ferret sleep.
3. Law of Fuzzy Magnetism - The speed with which a fuzzy appears is inversely proportionate to the amount of treats held.
4. Law of Fuzzy Fluidity- A fuzzy will stretch and flatten their body to fit under any door.
5. Law of Fuzzy Dimensions - The squeezing of a fuzzy body into a space that is smaller than that fuzzy body. Also known as the 4th dimension theory.
6. Law of Fuzzy Acceleration - The time from 0-hyper is inversely proportionate to the slip-ability of the floor.
7. Law of Fuzzy Attachment - The amount of force required to stay attached to that stolen french fry being pulled the other way.
8. Law of Litterbox Resistance - The litterbox across the room will be ignored for the corner down the hall. The amount of resistance is dependent on the cost of the rug in said corner.
9. Law of Fuzzy Probability - The fuzzy probably won't be where you first look for it, but probably will be there, when you look again.
10. Law of Fuzzy Space -Time Continuum - A fuzzy may enter the space at any time, especially if they can continue under your feet.
11. Law of Fuzzy Composition - Matter + Antimatter + It only matters, if I say it matters.
12. Law of Fuzzy Plastic Bag and Box Attraction - If there is a plastic bag or cardboard box in the room, the fuzzy will be irresistibly drawn to it.
13. Law of Fuzzy Flow Motion - The number of fuzzies flowing towards the door is dependent on how badly the human need is to be on the other side.
14. Law of Fuzzy Chaos - The requirement of leaving the space the fuzzy is currently occupying in chaos.
15. Law of Fuzzy Water Dynamics - Bath = Bad, Water Dish = Good. Wet is relevant.
Lady Fuzz and the 'Law of Fuzzy Ownership - it's all ours.' Wonder Ferts
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2. Law of Fuzzy Motion 2 - A body which is at rest tends to stay at rest, common name - dead ferret sleep.
3. Law of Fuzzy Magnetism - The speed with which a fuzzy appears is inversely proportionate to the amount of treats held.
4. Law of Fuzzy Fluidity- A fuzzy will stretch and flatten their body to fit under any door.
5. Law of Fuzzy Dimensions - The squeezing of a fuzzy body into a space that is smaller than that fuzzy body. Also known as the 4th dimension theory.
6. Law of Fuzzy Acceleration - The time from 0-hyper is inversely proportionate to the slip-ability of the floor.
7. Law of Fuzzy Attachment - The amount of force required to stay attached to that stolen french fry being pulled the other way.
8. Law of Litterbox Resistance - The litterbox across the room will be ignored for the corner down the hall. The amount of resistance is dependent on the cost of the rug in said corner.
9. Law of Fuzzy Probability - The fuzzy probably won't be where you first look for it, but probably will be there, when you look again.
10. Law of Fuzzy Space -Time Continuum - A fuzzy may enter the space at any time, especially if they can continue under your feet.
11. Law of Fuzzy Composition - Matter + Antimatter + It only matters, if I say it matters.
12. Law of Fuzzy Plastic Bag and Box Attraction - If there is a plastic bag or cardboard box in the room, the fuzzy will be irresistibly drawn to it.
13. Law of Fuzzy Flow Motion - The number of fuzzies flowing towards the door is dependent on how badly the human need is to be on the other side.
14. Law of Fuzzy Chaos - The requirement of leaving the space the fuzzy is currently occupying in chaos.
15. Law of Fuzzy Water Dynamics - Bath = Bad, Water Dish = Good. Wet is relevant.
Lady Fuzz and the 'Law of Fuzzy Ownership - it's all ours.' Wonder Ferts
www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=kathouze
