Post by pauljmsn on May 5, 2009 8:49:22 GMT -5
(From the bridge of the starship USS "Enterdook")
Various Starfleet extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Captain Max:
Lt. Clarissa-ura, report.
Communications Officer Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max.
Captain Max:
Analysis, Mr. Skippy.
Skippy (wearing very bad Vulcan ears):
It's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max!
Extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Captain Max:
Medical update, Dr. Sammy.
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy:
It's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max!
Starship Captain, James T. Max:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy (ears wiggling around frantically):
Well, it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Max!
Extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
Chief Engineer, Mr. Murphy:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Max!
Captain Max:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Murphy, beam me up!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy (one ear falls off):
Well, it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain!
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Engineer Murphy:
Ye canna change the script Max!
Och, #!*& Jimmy!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Max!
Captain Max:
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9!
Engineer Murphy:
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
(Engines explode scattering confetti, streamers, balloons and M&Ms (Plain, Peanut, Ferretone, Romulan Ale, Plomeek Soup, whatever that wiggly stuff is that Klingons eat, and all the other popular flavors). A banner floats away: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYS TO PUDGE AND SCARLET!!!)
Captain Max, First Officer Skippy, Dr. Sammy, Chief Engineer Murphy, Communications Officer Clarissa-ura, and all those extras, except for the phaser-bait in the red shirts:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Hope you had great birthdays, kids!
(A second banner floats away: LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW MOVIE THIS WEEK - What is the name? - tip of my tongue.)
"Star Trekkin'" by The Firm, of course
Paul
Various Starfleet extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Captain Max:
Lt. Clarissa-ura, report.
Communications Officer Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max.
Captain Max:
Analysis, Mr. Skippy.
Skippy (wearing very bad Vulcan ears):
It's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max!
Extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Captain Max:
Medical update, Dr. Sammy.
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy:
It's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Max!
Starship Captain, James T. Max:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy (ears wiggling around frantically):
Well, it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Max!
Extras:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
Chief Engineer, Mr. Murphy:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Max!
Captain Max:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Murphy, beam me up!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead, Max;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Max, dead, Max, dead!
Skippy (one ear falls off):
Well, it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Max, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain!
Clarissa-ura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Engineer Murphy:
Ye canna change the script Max!
Och, #!*& Jimmy!
Dr. Sammy:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Max!
Captain Max:
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9!
Engineer Murphy:
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
(Engines explode scattering confetti, streamers, balloons and M&Ms (Plain, Peanut, Ferretone, Romulan Ale, Plomeek Soup, whatever that wiggly stuff is that Klingons eat, and all the other popular flavors). A banner floats away: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYS TO PUDGE AND SCARLET!!!)
Captain Max, First Officer Skippy, Dr. Sammy, Chief Engineer Murphy, Communications Officer Clarissa-ura, and all those extras, except for the phaser-bait in the red shirts:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterdook under Captain Max.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Hope you had great birthdays, kids!
(A second banner floats away: LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW MOVIE THIS WEEK - What is the name? - tip of my tongue.)
"Star Trekkin'" by The Firm, of course
Paul
