Post by huronna on Oct 25, 2008 8:39:51 GMT -5
To Much Party-time Lately?
"I'm calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding FERRETS inside his firewood shed."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no FERRETS.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
SUBMITTED BY ....Mustella mama
Rodney Ferret -- I get no respect.
When I was a kit I got no respect. One time I was kitnapped, and the kitnappers sent my parents a note. They said, "We want five thousand dollars or you're gonna see your ferret again."
SUBMITTED BY: BoopDiane
BusStop Grannie
Our 9 year old ferret, Grannie Annie takes her medication twice daily with Chicken Baby Food. She knows when it is time because she waits patiently at the room doorway. She also thinks that if she goes to the doorway and sits there and waits, she will get her baby food treat. At least five times daily, Grannie Annie just walks to the doorway and waits for her baby food treat. We started referring to this as "Grannie is waiting at the bus stop" because she looks just like any old lady waiting for a bus. We decided to place a little tent-like sack at the doorway for Grannie to sit under while she waits for her treats. Now "Grannie is waiting in the bus stop shelter" for her treats.
"I'm calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding FERRETS inside his firewood shed."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no FERRETS.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
SUBMITTED BY ....Mustella mama
Rodney Ferret -- I get no respect.
When I was a kit I got no respect. One time I was kitnapped, and the kitnappers sent my parents a note. They said, "We want five thousand dollars or you're gonna see your ferret again."
SUBMITTED BY: BoopDiane
BusStop Grannie
Our 9 year old ferret, Grannie Annie takes her medication twice daily with Chicken Baby Food. She knows when it is time because she waits patiently at the room doorway. She also thinks that if she goes to the doorway and sits there and waits, she will get her baby food treat. At least five times daily, Grannie Annie just walks to the doorway and waits for her baby food treat. We started referring to this as "Grannie is waiting at the bus stop" because she looks just like any old lady waiting for a bus. We decided to place a little tent-like sack at the doorway for Grannie to sit under while she waits for her treats. Now "Grannie is waiting in the bus stop shelter" for her treats.
