Yo, Jaffa, my homies gonna lay a rap down to mark the occasion!
Murphy: “Now Peter”
Sammy: “Parker”
Murphy: “popped”
Sammy: “pictures,”
Murphy: “for J.J.’s”
Sammy: “rag,”
Murphy: “In a”
Sammy: “radi-”
Murphy: “-o-”
Sammy: “-ac-”
Murphy: “-tive science”
Sammy: “lab,”
Murphy: “When a-”
Sammy: “-long came”
Murphy: “a”
Sammy: “spider,”
Murphy: “who bit now”
Sammy: “he,”
Murphy: “Is web”
Sammy: “slingin’”
Murphy: “and”
Sammy: “swingin’”
Both together:
“through N.Y.C.!”
Murphy:
“Now Spiderman he, was so cocky,
And all he wanted, was to buzz T.V.,
But after Uncle’s murder it, made him see,
With great power comes, responsibility.
And now criminals, all around the town,
Will turn tails, and scatter, when they hear this sound:”
(DJ Max scratches)
Sampled theme song:
“Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.”Murphy:
“Now Peter Parker’s, an embarker, known as Spiderman,
But Norman Osborne’s, gotten darker, in his corporate plan,
After he took a serum, wild delirium,
Out to kill Spidey, and everyone near ‘em.”
Sammy:
“On his Glider, throwin’ bombs, Green Goblin, he be illin’!”
Murphy:
“So with timin’, Spidey’s climbin’, stoppin’ crime and all the villains.
Scorpion,”
Sammy: “Hobglobin,”
Both together: “Kingpin, Rhino,”
Murphy: “Venom, Carnage,”
Sammy: “Doctor Ock,”
Both together: “and Electro.”
Murphy: “Loves his Aunt May,”
Sammy: “Mary Jane,”
Murphy: “yeah he’d like,”
Sammy: “to meet her,”
Murphy: “Get the”
Sammy: “
girl”
Murphy: “save the”
Sammy: “
world,”
Both together: “and his name is Peter!”
(DJ Max scratches)
Sampled theme song:
“Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.”Murphy:
“It goes a one, two, three, hit it!”
Sammy:
“Spidey’s like the X-Men, as I was told,
Mutant powers and such, he’s brave and bold.
Like Xavier, who’s the savior, of the babes like Rogue.
Her and Storm, will make you warm, while they both stay, in vogue.
And there’s Jean Grey, to see her play, will make you say,
Gol
durn that Stan Lee made my day.
Cyclops’ vision, is beamin’, Magneto is schemin’,
Yeah he’s dreamin’, of reamin’. Toad’s a little demon.
Logan “Wolverine’s” powers, will heal all his wounds,
When he fights, with claws, ‘gainst Sabretooth.
Now Reed can stretch, for a mile or more.
He’s the mister of, the Fantastic Four.
With Invisible Sue, and a Thing that’s orange.
Just don’t get scorched, by the Human Torch.”Murphy:
Get Banner mad, you’ll shout ‘egad!’
He’s the big green Hulk, whose temper is bad.
He’s the big green Hulk, in your neighborhood.
Hulk”
Sammy: “
SMASH!”
Murphy: “something”
Sammy: “
SMASH!”
Murphy: “he”
Sammy: “
SMASH!”
Murphy: “something”
Sammy: “
GOOD!”
(DJ Max scratches)
Both together:
“There it is!”
Murphy:
“Hey, Sammy, let’s break it down!”
Sammy:
“All right!”
Murphy:
“Spiderman,”
Sammy:
“Yeah! Spiderman,”
Murphy:
“Uh-huh! Spinning webs from here to Japan.”
Sammy:
“C’mon! See him there, swingin’ higher.”
Murphy:
“Homeboy looks like, um, Andrew Garfield!”
Sammy:
“Look out!”
Murphy:
“The Spider house rules!”
Sammy:
“Here comes the Spiderman!”
Murphy:
“Bone Saw is ready! Oooh yeah!”
Both together: “When Captain America, has adventures,”
Murphy: “He calls upon”
Sammy: “the Avengers.
Iron Man’s armor, and with Thor’s hammer,
Soon Victor Von Doom, is in the slammer.”
Murphy:
“sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, slam!”
Sammy:
“Silver Surfer’s all shiny.
Daredevil’s cool, but he can’t see.
Do they compare? None of them can,
To your”
Both together: “
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN!
HUH!”(Spiderman theme song sampled)
“Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spiderman!”Happy birthday, Jaffa!
Yo!“Peter Parker”, by the Great Luke Ski, parody of “Peter Piper” by Run DMC
© Luke Sienkowski, 2001
Recorded by the Great Luke Ski, featuring Sudden Death’s Devo Spice
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