Post by dookcitygang on Dec 22, 2014 11:40:30 GMT -5
Five ferrets come in wearing Santa hats and garlands of popcorn. They line up with ferret grins, you know, that grin that says your slippers are toast human, and begin to sing.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Ferret Claus is coming to town
He's stealing a phone And hiding it twice;
He's gonna find tone
Who's got some rice?
Ferret Claus is coming to town
He sees you when your tree is up
He knows when you're awake
He knows that he's been bad and good
Hide that phone for goodness sake!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Ferret Claus is coming to town
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming to town
Oh no, he's toppled the tree! And there goes grandma's present.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Ferret Claus is coming to town
He's stealing a phone And hiding it twice;
He's gonna find tone
Who's got some rice?
Ferret Claus is coming to town
He sees you when your tree is up
He knows when you're awake
He knows that he's been bad and good
Hide that phone for goodness sake!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Ferret Claus is coming to town
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming
Ferret Claus is coming to town
Oh no, he's toppled the tree! And there goes grandma's present.
